Word Snobbery

• Harmless words which I try to avoid using:
  Moist
  Queen
  Sack
  Milk
  Membrane

• Things which people say but aren’t words and that makes me crazy:
  Irregardless (I don't care what wikipedia tells you)
  UnDefrost
  Preventative

• Sounds which make me (usually just internally) fly into fits of irrational rage:
  Sloppy banana chewing
  Using reverse suction to clear one’s sinuses from inside one’s own head
  Very dry skin on very dry fingers/hands squeaking down very dry and very clean glass
  The incessant SKLORP noise made by people who flip through a stack of loose papers by moistening all of their fingertips at once on the flattened and most broad part of their tongue normally housed within the vicinity of molars. Extra rage incurred for every additional SKLORP noise made as the fingertips inevitably dry out and need to be re-sklorpped in order to facilitate further page-flipping.
  
• Conversely, these are words I love and never get to use enough:
  Windowsill
  Barnacle
  Pantomime
  Bleary
  Tangential
  Squirrel
  Husk