Absences making hearts grow fonder?

Whoa, what a week I've had.  Um... for the last month and a half.
Let me make it up to you and sortof apologize in advance for some more absence 'cause I'm not ready to unload yet.

Here:
Squirrel. 
Underpants.



For squirrels. 
Who wear underpants.

You think I'm kidding, don't you!
WELL here.  Perhaps you have a rubber chicken?  and perhaps that rubber chicken has been recently retired and has nothing to do all day but hang around the house and watch tv and drink your beer?  Well, now he can do that in his underpants. 

Which, we will all know are for squirrels. 
But In the long run, I'm not sure anyone will care.

Squirrels.
in
Underpants.

THIS is the world I live in, you guys.